life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
For every person who reblogs this post I will personally come to your house and DUEL YOU
THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE
With Pokemon or magic wands? What’s your weapon of choice?
What have I done?
Face references from danshi koukousei no nichijou, dancing samurai, gto, toradora and barakamon.
YEA BUT THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
LEGOLAS TOOK GIMLY WITH HIM TO VALINOR
I’m sorry but who goes into the Undying Lands doesn’t become immortal! Gimli died at the age of 242 (2879-3121) :’c