Face-palm Island

hotcookingmama:

my friends and i made afukcing song and music video for class exploring why people ar ein love with fictional characters AND IM JUST CRYING i dont want to look at it LOL mY VIDEO EDITING SKILLS ARE TOP NOTCH

SO PROUD!

Patsy: I wanna talk about Jeremy Renner for a second...

just sitting in the living room with my friend quietly when she looks up and mumbles, “I’m glad people don’t talk about Le Mis anymore.” 

While helping me with my chores my mom looked up to me and said, “So, how would you kill me?” I found out where I get it from.

does anyone else remember this?!

I’m sorry, but I just saw this someplace and I just… I think I have a laughing cramp.

I’m sorry, but I just saw this someplace and I just… I think I have a laughing cramp.

Looking through an old notebook of mine from middle school

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What the fuck

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is going on

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with 13 year old me?!?!

tell my friend it’s time for a new background

and this is what I come back to

I see my sister has been taking pictures of our dog again. 

Me: You know, not a whole lot of guys my age like Star Wars.
Mom and Dad: What?!
Mom: Then don't date them!
Dad: We won't let you date them!
Mom: Did someone spill water?
Dad: Yeah. Me. Loads.
Mom: Do you smell like a dog, or is it the dog?
Dad: ...